Technically, Alameda County’s Shelter-in-Place order has been in place for 100ish days, but doesn’t it feel like 100 years?? We know that, for some of you, the most strenuous part of your day has been changing form your day-time pajamas into your night-time pajamas. So, to keep you sharp, we at Elation Real Estate would like to help you get the blood flowing to your brain!
Below is a list of a few things that will make you go, “Hmmmmmmm”. Enjoy!
Why are apartments so close together?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Why does sour cream have an expiration date?
Why do you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
In the word “scent”, which letter is silent… the “s” or the “c”?
Why is the word “abbreviation” so long?
Why isn’t the word “phonetic” spelled the way it sounds?
If olive oil comes from olives, and corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?
Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
How do you know when you’ve run out of Invisible Ink?
How do they get Teflon to stick to the pan?
If the black box is the only thing that survives a plane crash, why not make the whole plane out of that material?
Whatever happened to the #1 Pencil?
If a Smurf is choking, what color does he turn?
What do little birdies see when they get knocked on the head?
Is there another word for Synonym?
Why are they called “Stands” when they are meant for sitting?
Why is that when a door is open, it’s ajar, but when a jar is open it’s not a door?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
If sign makers go on strike, would there be anything written on their signs?
When you open a bag of cotton balls, are you supposed to throw the top one away?
Why are there five syllables in the word “monosyllabic”?
Why do we sing “Take me out to the Ball Game” when we are already there?
If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
Why are a “wise man” and a “wise guy” opposites?
Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are responsible for everything outdoors?
Why do “fat chance” and “slim chance” mean the same thing?
How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow sign?
If a mime is arrested, do they still tell him he has the right to remain silent?
If you jogged backward, would you gain weight?
Is Disneyland really just a people trap operated by a mouse?
And finally …
Why would you buy or sell a home with anyone other than Elation Real Estate?